Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...