Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...