Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...