Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....