What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...