A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...