What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...