fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...