Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...