Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...