Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...