Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...