Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...