You can now eat your own plate
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Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
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Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...