Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...