Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....