A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...