Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....