Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...