Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
‘Please cheese me’!
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A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
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Most dentists chairs go up and down…
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Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!