Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...