Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...