Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...