Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
For some light refreshment!
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Marriage quotes 13
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One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...