Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...