Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...