On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...