Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...