Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...