New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...