Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...