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A birthday party
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A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Iraqi tv-guide
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Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...