Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...