A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...