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A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...