When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...