They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...