How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...