Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...