Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...