Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...