Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!