Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...