Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...