Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...