Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...