Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...