Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...