Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...