The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...